Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
