I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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