It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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