Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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