stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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