WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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