It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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