After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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