so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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