Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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