I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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