its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I know her cup size but not her name....
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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