But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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