So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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