well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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