You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's just like the Real World with babies
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
And then my night got REAL pukey
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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