yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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