I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
