can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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