You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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