it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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