I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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