Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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