I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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