quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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