Cold hands, warm shart.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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