I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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