It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
