I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
