Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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