I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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