why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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