Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Two words: blizzard sex
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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