Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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