this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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