Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
