jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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