hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So vagazzling was a success
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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