my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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