No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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