I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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