Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
