Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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