I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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