How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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