You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize
