He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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