We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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