Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize