laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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