yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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