U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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