i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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