whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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