New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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