She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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