This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I need moral support for this bender
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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