Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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